ban the iphone!

It seems that banning Facebook and the Internet is not enough. It looks like the Guardians of our Sollective Soul will need to issue some guidelines on iPhone use:

What better way to break the ice than to find out just how randy someone is. Whether it's someone you just met or even your girlfriend or boyfriend – now you can find out in an instant. Because the Hornymeter will tell you. Simply launch the Hornymeter on your iPhone, choose male or female and place a finger on the scanner. After some quick yet complex analyses, a horniness score and summary is offered. As you soon discover, everyone is very, very excited. Hornymeter is a technological breakthrough in iPhone apps.

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